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bitter-feminist:

person: how are you
me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

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homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:
richardalexanderrr:
frozen grape dipped in chilled water
Forbidden dandelion

(Source: sixpenceee)

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fizzy-dog:

killjoysmakesomefuckingnoise:
i could have been stanning mcr in 2007 when they were at their PEAK but nooo i was wasting time learning how to READ
there are literally no words to describe how old this post makes me feel

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leviathan-supersystem:

thepeacockangel:
Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…
[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]
“you’re a good man”

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ottermericana:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

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lifeisstranges:

The Sea Salt Trio in the Kingdom Hearts III Intro

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mothsfuzz:

THINGS TO ROMANTICIZE
- going 2 bed on time
- healthy romantic relationships
- eating without worrying about calories
- living alone
- non-traditional career paths
- loving yourself
- being old and happy

feel free to add on!!

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omgkalyppso:

trans-lesbian-glimmer:
impalassible-nottolove:
So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I
Direct action

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lornacrowley:

hey colourpop cosmetics you make great affordable products and i love you but we gotta talk about something. just a quick little thing. just sit down it wont take that long dont worry i just want to have a little chat about well uh

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fuckyeahcoffeeandequality:

This is your local Scandinavian telling y’all that Norse mythology has a goddess called Lofn who is a goddess of love and bringing together those ‘for whom marriage was forbidden or banned’, and I’m not saying she said gay rights, but she totally said gay rights.

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yakkette:

tilthat:
TIL Research has shown that dogs actually like the silly, high-pitched voice their owners use to talk to them.
via reddit.com
me, babbling: whos a chungky babbey??!! whos a chunkey babbey??!!
Dog: Superb, you funky little biped.

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forestwildflower:

anybodyandsomebody:
bangedbysatan:
bangedbysatan:
Tumblr would enjoy this I thought
I love reading how my video of my dogs cured people’s depression. They’re so wholesome.
Dog 1: Mesmerized, pure, wholesome
Dog 2: Absolute madman
I’ve watched this 5 times and each time is better than the last

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aerialslam:

everytime I look at the date and see it getting closer to kh3 release I have such a big ass smile like wow thank you nomura for literally giving me a reason to smile

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